An RPG blog, focussing on various D&D games I run, the worlds I create for them, and the literary principles behind them. Influenced by the OSR, for those for whom that term means something.
Monday, 8 November 2021
Saving Throw Derivation and System Assumptions in Old School Games
Thursday, 28 October 2021
The Gygax Time Machine, Part 5: New Players and AD&D
Tuesday, 12 October 2021
The Gygax Time Machine, Part 4: Pummelling Rules(!)
Monday, 27 September 2021
Ability Score Generation and PC Dynamics in Basic, 1e, and 2e
Thursday, 5 August 2021
FICTION: "Arrest, Interrupted"
*****
The stem-bridge bounced precipitously as Kennett scurried across it towards the shouting. A deep voice was calling out, its challenges interspersed by strange sucking noises. The red bowl ahead contained shops and the homes of craftsmen – but this ruckus sounded more like the arena!
Saturday, 3 July 2021
ADVENTURE: Dolmenwood - "Faery: Lord Gladhand's Orchard" (2nd-4th Levels)
I've written another adventure or locale for Dolmenwood - my third! This time we go to Faery, specifically the Gladding-Gloam, Lord Gladhand's autumnal realm. This is a wilderness adventure with 9 locations, including a settlement and a mini-"dungeon", and 10 new monsters, as well as a passel of new magic items. The Orchard is a place of magical fruit, creeping all-consuming Blight, and a painter who really...captures her subjects.
Find the map below, and the adventure here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/18ug1xJ0z1y39il1zMgBhKs4BY-nNtrID/view?usp=sharing.
Tell me what you think!
Tuesday, 13 April 2021
Friday, 2 April 2021
Preliminary Delineation of Adventure Types
The “Dungeon Adventure” is the adventure in a closed environment, with fixed and fully mappable geography, where the 10-minute Exploration Turn makes sense. The environment constrains player decision and focuses them on effective and intelligent exploration. This could be a 10-level megadungeon or a 19-room one-session wonder – size is not the determinant. Geography and format are.
The Wilderness Adventure operates as an exact opposite to the Dungeon Adventure – it relies on the sense of vast space, of geographic confusion, of “natural” environments now being disturbed by the adventurers. The groundscale of the Dungeon is in the low square miles; the Wilderness Adventure is nearly always in three figures at least.
Finally, there is the City Adventure, which is perhaps harder to describe than the former two. This is partly because it is a hybrid – a vast space in which many Dungeon Adventures may be located; an enclosed space, too, with set limits and standards. A further complication is that simply being set in a city does not make an adventure a City Adventure! Sea of Blood is largely in a Sahuagin city, but it is only at points resembles the sort of Adventure I have in mind. Its dynamic is usually to frenetic and bloody for our purposes.
Sunday, 28 March 2021
Magazine Monsters Part 2c: Creature Catalog #1 (Dragon #89) – Shrike, Giant-Wind Steed
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A 9’ wide bird with a friendly chuckling cry, but which tricks prey by making baby noises and joyfully kills creatures it doesn’t want to kill, just for fun? Yes, please. Much better than a Giant Eagle of whatever else – profoundly unpleasant and disconcerting, especially for those scarred by Hitchcock. Good combat notes, too. Number Appearing is only 1, but seems reasonable to increase that in some circumstances to get a nasty swarm effect (or you can give them 1d4 1HD-1 young with two attacks at 1-4/1-2).
Marks: 5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon. There’s a weird pseudo-adaptation in a Spelljammer Monstrous Compendium Appendix, under “wiggle”.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A Narnian import, because the Sind is also known as a “marshwiggle”, and they “tend to be dour, cynical pessimists but they also stubborn, pragmatic, good-natured, and sensitive”. You get the picture. Even before seeing this, I had once inserted a Marsh Wiggle into my big 5e D&D game, so I’m predisposed to like this. These are definitely a distinct spin on Puddlegum, though – with 30% of mature Sind gaining imprisonment once a day, and all being immune to a variety of mind spells (like charm, sleep, etc). They have a demigod who has a 10% (!) chance of turning up to help any threatened Sind colony. They make friends with Lizardmen. I find this a really rich concept, though grant “rich” can be a pejorative when it comes to food.
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Roger Moore. Slightly odd, though fun. A very intelligent blue whale-type creature who projects itself to the Astral from whichever Prime Material it dwells upon. They’re super-telekinetic, and have a fairly nasty defensive mechanism (with one round Psionic prep, they have a molecular shock field for four rounds, which has a chance of disintegrating any non-living object touching it, or causing 4d4 damage to any living creature and potentially destroying all that they carry). But honestly, this doesn’t much fit as a normal combat encounter – you could get players hunting it, of course, but they’re much better fitted as an ally to seek out. Perhaps they could help the players travel safely through a dangerous part of the Astral, or join them in an attack on some lich’s lair. Literally and metaphorically both unwieldy and awesome.
Marks: 3.5/5
Print Status: Also in 2e Monstrous Compendium Red Steel Edition. A different monster of the same name appears in the Pathfinder RPG Bestiary.
Comments: By Roger Moore. An odd treasure-seeking Tarteran fiend, with a lion-like head and a scaly body. There are two ways to conceive of this guy in 1e terms – either as a hefty, dangerous combat for fairly competent high-mid-level adventurers, or as a negotiation. In the former case, you’re looking at something with 3/day of each of teleport without error, fear, create darkness, and 12d6 lightning bolt; 1/day symbol of discord and control weather; and 1/week cause disease and polymorph self. That’s not accounting for 3 attacks at 4d4/4d4/3d4, and -2AC. If a party does some of its homework, or is just extra-cautious with bringing magic to the battle, that’s a fun battle. On the other hand, the Utukku’s at-will suite of utility abilities mean that a party could wrangle a deal (everything from survival up to lots of magical assistance), if they can somehow source treasure whilst it is visiting the Prime Material. However, the implied behaviour and the likely dynamics do point to the combat route. A fun design, if specific.
Marks: 3.5/5
Print Status: Possibly some kind of official Pathfinder version; certainly several 5e Homebrews.
Comments: By Roger Moore. I like Giant Plants, as you may have picked up. This has an interesting ecology/combat description – lots of 80%-likely-to-be-hidden jaws trying to swallow Small-sized targets or latch on to larger ones. It’s really a passive ambush predator, then, but much less dangerous than your typical slimes. This feels like it could be a memorable encounter or a fairly quotidian random roll. Decent, not as strong as the other Giant Plants in CC1
Marks: 2.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Another weird Greenwood marine predator, and all to the good in my view. This one is a weird one with a giant set of jaws and a fairly slim body – so fairly distinctive-looking (it’s nicknamed the “giant gulper”). There’s obviously an issue with getting the party to deal with it – it is said to sometimes threaten shallows and harbours, so that’s easy, or you could use the hint of Locathah informants to send a high-mid-level party underwater with to help the friendly fishfolk. Solid if unexciting entry.
Marks: 2.5/5
Print Status: Also 5e Monster Manual.
Comments: By Roger Moore. Suitably savage and cunning, including the insane danger implied by Number Appearing 5d8, excluding juveniles who can also attack. They sneak under ice, drag people into freezing waters, etc. Oh, some of them are psionic too. These guys seems overmighty, but there’s something incredibly appealing about using them nonetheless. If a party (foolishly?) heads into the arctic zones of your world, this is a great random encounter risk. Random encounters are part of the risk calculation for parties, both in terms of material risk and resource drain; a pod of hungry orcas are very much on one end of that risk range, but it’s something the human whalers or penguinfolk could reasonably warn a party about. If you want to tread out over the ice sheet to reach the Spire of Blue Ice, to rescue to Frost Elf Princess and loot the hoard of the interdimensional raiders, go prepped for the nastiest beast in the cold seas. This works very well for that.
Marks: 4.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: This is a “quest creature”, but undoubtedly a cool one. Levitating horses with Manoeuvrability Class A – so casters can perform spells of any kind except those requiring glyphs! This is top-drawer player-bait. They’re also hilariously intense in an anime manner. Their gaze is so intense they are immune to gaze attacks! They can break the grip of Aerial Servants at a 40% likelihood! They are immune to wind-type damage! They cohabitate with pegasi! They are sometimes led by varicoloured, seashell-patterned specimens who can cast suggestion! Those who hate the Haughty Fantasy aspect of D&D will hate these guys; of course, the haters are wrong. THIS IS AWESOME. It’s specific, with only a few viable contexts (you’re out to tame them, there are loads of local griffons and you need allies), but it’s a great monster.
Marks: 4.5/5
The most reliable set I’ve reviewed so far. Of the whole of Creature Catalog I, there are two undoubted duds – the Corkie and the Fachan – but there are real classics, too: the Glasspane Horror, the Killer Whale, the Wind Steed, and above all the frankly disturbing Giant Shrike. There are a few good Demihumans/Humanoids too, in the Amitok and Sind. Finally, notable that a big theme of CC1 is marine and plant monsters – the former a neglected area, the latter an obvious source of environmental/wilderness colour. There is a lot here for the creative DM. Recommended.
Friday, 19 March 2021
Saturday, 13 March 2021
Magazine Monsters Part 2b: Creature Catalog #1 (Dragon #89) – Ghuuna-Scallion
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Tomas Willis. Gnoll lycanthropes. There’s a great spin on their nature here: https://pocgamer.com/2018/08/22/backgrounder-001-gnolls/. They need a spin like that (where they become one of three tribes of Gnollkind, taught shapeshifting by a predecessor to Yeenoghu), because otherwise they’re just a fun reskinning. That said, reskinning is no bad thing, and having another gribbly to put in your Gnoll lairs and encounters is only good.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Rosemary and Don Webb. A polymorphing creature which can be iron-strength glass, a glass-man with magic powers, or a storm of glass like an air elemental. Pretty atmospheric. The assumption is that it will be a “protective” creature in a dungeon or lair, looking after valuables. There are good behavioural notes – e.g. it’s loyal but not willing to die for its master, so will eventually flee to warn them. Genuinely very good, even if limited in application as it stands.
Marks: 4.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. This seems a fairly ordinary giant animal, until you get to the end of the entry: they’re immune to mind-control, reflect back psionic powers on the use, and can cast shocking grasp and lightning bolt! I am confused about their assumed behaviour: they’re both predatory and placid, apparently. But that can be reconciled. There’s a good hook – an undamaged giant horseshoe crab brain can be used in the inks used to write the spells it can cast. It also has a fun nickname, from the noise it makes when eating: “chont”. Dudda chuk?
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Roger E. Moore. Uh. So it’s an amoeba which lives on the Astral Plane and planeshifts its stomach bag into the Prime Material where suckers think it’s a Bag of Holding, but it’s actually a Bag of Devouring. That’s where they come from. Weird and a bit screwed up and undoubtedly cool, though very, very specific. This is really a one-use-per-campaign monster.
Marks: 2.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Mark Nuiver. A carnivore that looks like a tree stump with gnaled roots. It has an oil projector and a flamethrowers (!). There’re some decent behavioural notes, and it likes both flesh and certain metals, which influences treasure finds. Its “battery” organ is a useful magical find, thereby adding a potential hook. This is odd – it’s really a bit overblown, and its suite of attacks can do a *lot* of damage, covering opposition with oil which blinds and is then set on fire by the flamethrower. Nonetheless, it’s likely to be memorable.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Also Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting 2nd Edition, Monster Manual 3.5 Edition, Monster Manual 4th Edition.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. One of the most durable Dragon Magazine monsters. Here they are Lawful Evil “fey creatures”. The entry isn’t actually very detailed, though it includes a rare definition of a creature able to cast a spell and attack in the same round (this seems implicit elsewhere, but I can’t think of many entries which actually say so!). They’re 6th-Level Magic-Users for purposes of spell slots and casting, as well as having ESP and a poison stinger. Their lore develops over time; here, they’re just an intelligent monster with a cool picture and powerful action economy.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Also FA1 Halls of the High King, Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume Two, Menzoberranzan Boxed Set, Ruins of Undermountain Boxed Set.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A staple in Greenwood’s adventures. Symbiotic with parasitic tendencies, this creature morphs into leather equipment or clothing and latches on to a host, feeding very slightly on its nutriment (1hp a day, which heals automatically at night). It lends Magic Resistance (7%) to its host. I don’t know quite what to make of this fellow – it does seem like a fun “prank” monster (and any good DM likes those), and you can see further uses. For instance, what if a valuable item is hidden in one, and its “latch” seems locked? What if their MR actually registers as magical, and so they end up being worn as a magical piece of equipment? And so forth. It’s interesting, but in this entry seems almost incomplete – what’s the hook? What environments might be best? Nonetheless, not bad.
Marks: 2.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon (I think).
Comments: By Roger E. Moore. More carnivorous plants! Actually there is one of these on our Prime Material, with a genus named after Sir David Attenborough. But this one...kills! I think one thing that makes me like plant monsters is that they can bridge environmental hazard and monster threat. They aid in building naturalistic environments, they’re repeatable, and their effects are often interesting (here, grabbing people with a long tentacle and then trapping them in the plant’s “vase”). In a fantastic Lost World environment, this is a great hazard – just another normal crazy big plant, until it grabs your Halfling!
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: Also 5e Homebrew.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Aquatic creatures are underrated because aquatic adventures usually suck. Aquatic creatures, in reality, rock – because the sea is terrifying. It is a much more dangerous environment than the average dungeon. Utterly inhospitable to landdwellers. And in D&D, you can make it even more dangerous! Seastars hitch rides on the bottom of ships and feed on carrion, sometimes even helping the process along by dragging people off ships. There are some useful notes on how they end up making food alliances with telepathic creatures (so a bunch of Aberrant intelligent monsters, basically). Given the HD involved, and the likely behaviour, the Seastar is perhaps more of an aquatic hazard than an existential menace, but it’s worth getting on the encounter table.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: As "ascallion" in 2e Monstrous Compendium 3 - Forgotten Realms Appendix 1.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Giant aquatic predators (up to 12’+ long), impervious to pain, paralysis, and mental attack, which spawn by the young eating their way out. Nasty big fish. The male gets their own creepy behaviour note, too: “a silent, solitary ghost who glides through uncrowded waters. Black and sharklike, the male is nicknamed ‘the shadow’ by the aquatic races, for this is all they normally see of him if they survive an encounter.” Okay so that gets to go in any adventure where your potential allies are Tritons or Locathah or whatever. There’s something impressive about Greenwood being able to take a giant predator fish, and without even fully spinning its abilities (only Special Defences), make it rich with atmosphere. This guy hunting your Water-Breathing wreck searchers...that’s memorable terror.
Marks: 4/5
Nothing bad, though plenty of middling. We do come closest to a cast-iron all-time classic, though, with the Glasspane Horror (the Scallion comes close, partly because it seems so humdrum but is in fact terrifying). I’d say the hitrate so far on CC1 is as good as any of the official 1e monster books.
Friday, 12 March 2021
Tuesday, 9 March 2021
Barebones of a Spelljammer Campaign, Part 1: Low Levels and the Rock of Bral
I usually oppose any real work on backstories, beyond a sentence or two, but a tiny bit more effort here will help. City games require a certain amount of social immersion, unless adventurers are “just off the boat”. That in turn requires a bit more thought – it’s the equivalent of writing up a rumour table, but focussed on the actual characters players bring. (Incidentally, this does suggest city adventures are better suited for slightly more robust versions of D&D – Original/1e/2e – rather than Basic. We’re not going as much for the rogue-like feel.)
More than usual, the setting requires putting the “weird” in Spelljammer in front of your players. I think there’s something to be said for framing half the “adventure seeds” in terms of a mini-Lankhmar city game, and the other in terms of “weird things in fantasy space”. Partly, indeed, this mix always points players to the stars – towards earning their own ship, gaining the magic to use it, etc. They always look out beyond the docks and see squidships in faerie fire off the shoulder of the Rock...wait. That’s been done, hasn’t it?
Because for the first few levels this Bral campaign is going to be heavily city-focussed (and of course it may still be once the PCs have their own ship), factions need taking seriously. They can’t just be dressing. Outlining the first few months of “faction moves” – what Prince Andru wants to do, what the hidden slave ring is up to, what major Nobles and Captains want to accomplish, how the Thieves’ Guild rivalries will progress – gives you some context for what the players get caught up into as they get stuck into Space Lankhmar. (Of course you may start your “timers” at Day 45 or 60, at a point wherePCs have probably gained a level or even two. For reference, my big Exploring Chult game has people beginning to hit 6th and 7th level after 200 days of continuous adventuring with breaks for training.)
The key struts for developing this Low-Level City Sandbox In Space are: (1) giving the characters roots in the city of the Rock of Bral, in lieu of ordinary starting Rumours – some leading to action on the Rock, some leading to action in level-appropriate space environments (no-one is hiring a 1st-level schmuck for the big stuff, after all); (2) always keeping both the Normal and the Weird (in this case, Fantasy Space) in view, and mixing the two, in ways to both excite your players and given them stellar aspirations; and (3) giving major factions objectives, plans, and timelines, which your players then get to mess with.
Sunday, 7 March 2021
Saturday, 6 March 2021
Magazine Monsters Part 2a: Creature Catalog #1 (Dragon #89) - Amitok-Flailtail
Print Status: 5e homebrews, possible inspiration for Pathfinder’s Wikkawak.
Comments: By Roger Moore. Snow-adapted Hobgoblins, though furry like a Bugbear. Some good environmental and behavioural notes (including the way in which Amitoks don’t collect treasure, except sometimes to use as bait for adventurers!). I do like these guys – because thoughtful reskins of ordinary Ancestries is a good thing. I could see myself using them in the arctic – a highly organised, predatory race of snow goblins.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Creepy gigantic beetles with psionic powers and four 20’-long tentacles with which to grab people. A very Greenwoodian creature. It is, perhaps, a bit overblown – and at 9HD AC3 a pretty rough encounter for all sorts of parties – but it’s very memorable and distinctive. It’s a good reminder that sometimes just sticking bits on to a monster really does work to freshen it up.
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: As “Giant Lungfish” in 2e Monstrous Compendium.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Mudkip! I actually think these are creepy and disgusting. Flob, flob, flob they go, as they slurp across the ground towards you. They’re not exactly exciting – they’re not an “iconic” encounter like the Killer Beetle – but they’re a nice random or wanderer. Good environmental filler.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Only Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Carnivorous sentient trees with poisoned fruits which can induce sleep or paralysation...IF BURST. If eaten, it’s Save vs Death time. And they can fire volleys of thorns! And they have clusters of tiny eyes all over their trunk in fissures. This is pretty weird and nasty, and very Greenwoodian in its funky combo of powers. Very context dependent – it’s a tree! – but, then again, there are lots of types of forest and wood. A big treasure chest is tangled in its roots! It’s in a wizard’s screwed up garden! It’s grown in a Dryad’s Grove! Lots of seedables here (pardon the pun).
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: Ruins of Myth Drannor and Monstrous Compendium Annual Volume One.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A weird magic-item hoarding and using “feystag”. There’s a lot of detail here for a very situational monster. It’s not a trivial random encounter to develop, so really needs situating and contextualising: this guy has an item you want. This guy can activate magic items/learn command words, and he’s the only thing in the Feywood who can sort your newly-found treasure. You get the idea. It actually seems like an NPC idea rather than anything else.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: MC11 Monstrous Compendium Forgotten Realms Appendix 2.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A six-legged mountain lion thing which can cast spells like ice storm and can attack with its tail as well as claws. This thing has what we’d now call “action economy” – an average 3HD creature with 8 attacks, at 1d4x6/2d4/1d6! It’s a strange combination of damage output and HP. Of course, as a predator, you would cast it as a lone stalker, ambushing the party (or using its weird feminine voice to lure them somewhere dangerous). I can’t quite get behind this one. There are interesting things here, but essentially it’s just a mega-lion with a lady voice. Of course, as it has Average-to-High Intelligence, the obvious thing would be to salvage it as a potential interlocutor, a dangerously intelligent horror who wants something from the PCs other than meat.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Roger Moore. Uh. Giant rodents with two horns and a corkscrew tail. Valuable pelts, though, and their lairs might be inhabited by other beasties or shared with Gnomes. Not a complete dud concept, most usable as a morally ambiguous “target” (the furriers want a big haul, at mark-up prices, but the local Rock Gnomes are protecting them). Really environmental dressing more than anything.
Marks: 1.5/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. Wispy spider-web of identical cells that flows over surfaces and shocks those it touches. It also splits like certain other oozes! Quite creepy – a nice surprise monster. Basically right to see it as a reskin/respin on those other mobile oozes, with a good aesthetic. Stick it in yer dungeons, yer overground ruins, yer basements!
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Alan Zumwalt. It looks like a normal mushroom! It explodes for 1d2 damage and can deafen nearby targets! This stuff is where some of the real gold is in D&D – this seems innocuous, but it’s an interlocking piece of environments you can create as a DM. The suggestions in the entry are good, including being inoculated with other mushrooms all around a castle’s walls. You sneak in – MUSHROOMS EXPLODE! – you’re deafened – GUARDS ARE FIRING! You get the idea. Oh...as they explode, they obviously spread spores – which you could collect. This is a rich idea, and a good tool in the toolbox.
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: MC11 Monstrous Compendium Forgotten Realms Appendix 2.
Marks: 1/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood. A pretty functional freshwater manta ray. They can eat anything as large as a catoblepas! I see this in the same category as the Giant Gar – situational, and seemingly “bland”, but actually a pretty thrilling wilderness encounter. Remember, when designing beyond the encounter table, the trick with these sorts of things is to contextualise them – is this in an overland portion, and is a dangerous local predator? There could even be more than one in an area (Rare, 1d4 appearing). It could be in the marsh surrounding a Bullywug mound – think of an alternative to the Giant Frogs at the Moathouse in T1. A manta ray which smacks people into the water and then latches on is pretty terrifying, and liable to be remembered.
Marks: 4/5
A mixed bag, with a couple of genuinely weak entries (Corkie, Fachan – both Moore entries). The Amitok is one of the most flexible entries, along with the Explodestool, and the Killer Beetle, Bohun Tree, and Flailtail are all very good monsters. Not as much in the way of compelling “negotiation monsters” – the Calygraunt is a bit niche, the Fachan is dumb, the Amitok is literally just a Hobgoblin (though a good one!). The Cantobele, ironically, might be the most interesting challenge of that sort here, even though it’s not itself super-exciting.
Tuesday, 2 March 2021
Magazine Monsters Part 1: Dragon's Bestiary (Dragon #119) - "A walk through the woods"
Print Status: Dragon only.
Comments: Super-genius neutral good demihumans feel like a whole genre of monster, and I know they grind some people’s gears. I generally like them – they give me ideas. It’s an alternative to reskinning familiar Ancestries – rather than “spinning” Dwarves in a new direction, having someone else envision and illustrate a demihuman/humanoid type can spark the imagination. The nice thing with the Anuchus is the idea that they are Ranger-heavy – 1 in 5 is a Ranger! They’re wilderness experts who tame wolf packs to protect them. If your party is in the deep woods, the idea that the allies they find are dog/foxmen with Ranger skills and pet wolves is quite a cool one. Different feel to Sylvan Elves. Arrogant, slightly distant wolfmen in the deep pine woods – your only hope of aid, but you must win their respect.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Dragon only.
Comments: Not much to say, honestly. Capybara are cool, so giant ones could be decent wilderness dressing. You can always “weaponise” natural animals – a patron could pay for capybara pelts, they could be a nuisance, etc. But they’re not exciting.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: Also turns up in Maztica products in altered form. There’s a “race option” on DM’s Guild for 5e.
Comments: Really more of a player option, it seems to me. In their original form, these “Bramblings” are Halflings who didn’t go and settle amongst humans. They’ve kept touch with their primal roots. There’s an emphasis on druidic power. I think the entry here is overlong – about a 1.5 pages out of 8 in the whole Bestiary feature – but it’s a nice enough alternative Halfling background. One can see the potential influence not just on the Maztican “wild Halfling”, but also the Dark Sun carnivorous Halflings.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: Also Pathfinder Bestiary Volume 3 and 5e homebrews.
Comments: A spin on Slavic folklore, which is nice. A short, long-nosed, muddy-bearded woodland being with blue skin. Nice description. Fae prankster, so your mileage may vary. (In Pathfinder, they’re fae homunculi who you can grow with the right spells etc.) The trickster spirit aspect is likely to please and bother an equal number of DMs and players, but there’s something very distinctive and rich about the image of the leshy, casting its woodland maze spell to bother players, open to negotiation to defeat local horrors, and perhaps offering a little light entertainment if that’s the table style. A key thing is that they’re dynamic, and do things. Their very ambiguity is useful – are they friends or foes? Depends! These are good, I think.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: Evil dog-headed sphinxes! A nice reskin, and another evil sphinx is a fun thing. It has a magically terrifying howl, and often rules over gnolls or xvarts. This is a very distinctive type of encounter, and something fresh for players. Negotiate for secrets – answer riddles to gain mercy from someone you KNOW is untrustworthy – attack and slay a luposphinx who’s decided to strike out into the “local monstrous terror” business. Lots of ideas come up immediately. Sphinxes are interesting because they are repositories of wisdom, guardians of important locations, and so forth, and often require alternative means of handling – a more aggressive, distinctively themed sphinx gives a lot of variation on that. The pick of this Bestiary feature.
Marks: 4/5.
Print Status: Only in Dragon.
Comments: So a Neutral Undead who teaches rare and incredible songs to those who speak to it, but whose 13th song is unlucky and causes charmed, potentially fatal dancing – that’s good. The actual ecology of the creature as described, though, is dumb. They like being paid 5000gp or a few magic items for their first twelve. Why? What are they spending money on? Given they seem to be at least semi-ghostly (they can fly, high MR, resistant to non-magical weapons), are they holding the Bag of Magic Beans you give them? A redeeming feature, though, is the idea of the monster: potentially the spirits of druids and bards who don’t want to leave the forests they protected in life. Nice way to end up with Neutral Undead.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Also Pathfinder homebrew.
Comments: By Ed Greenwood! Sentient and ambulatory fungus. It fires poisonous spines with randomized effects. It talks to other sashalus by limited touch-telepathy. This is a nice idea, and does immediately get me thinking. You’re hired to retrieve the spines for an alchemist. The caves you’re exploring are overrun by these, hiding amidst the ordinary fungus. These guys are the only local sentients who have seen the bad guys – but can you communicate with them? Undoubtedly one of the more interesting “fungus man” ideas from the earlier days, without being record-breaking. Very fun.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: 3rd Edition Fiend Folio and other 3rd Edition products.
Comments: Cannibals twisted by some form of magic to be an aberrant humanoid. Fairly quotidian – it’s a wendigo! Wendigo are thematically cool, though, so if the right tone is struck, this could be a very dangerous foe, especially for a low-level party stuck out on the taiga. They become the hunted, fleeing and setting traps and seeking by any means to escape...perhaps...taking shelter in that suspicious warm set of caves.
Marks: 2/5
Print Status: Some 3rd Edition homebrew chat.
Comments: Magical wood under great demand from enchanting maniacs. Druids convince treants to defend them! But they can defend themselves, too, with magical leaf susurration. I’ve told you enough: either you hate them or love them. I think they’re great. Very situational, granted, but a good environmental hazard (put them on a Woodland Locale Table for your Encounter Tables, and watch players bumble in) and a decent quest objective (you need the magic wood for a very good cause! Good luck convincing the grumpy Treant...OR Bad Magic Man wants the wood! YOU MUST SAVE THE FOREST!).
Marks: 4/5
Print Status: Also 2nd Edition Monstrous Compendium and Manual (as Voadkyn), and numerous other 2nd Edition products.
Comments: These are fairly cool – chaotic good giants (the only dedicated CG type, I think) who aren’t super tall (averaging 9’), are very sneaky, and can polymorph into a variety of humanoids. I really like the idea, though the entry here doesn’t spark as many immediate ideas as some others. They might polymorph to join a group – that’s a good seed. They’re good but flighty and frivolous and like feasting – you might need their help but need to get their attention first. Decent with a lot of potential.
Marks: 3/5
Print Status: Also Kobold Press’ Creature Codex for 5th Edition.
Comments: These are almost quotidian and “fine”, but a moment’s reflection renders them quite cool. Druids want construct protectors – naturally enough – and equally naturally turn to the materials of nature, creating guardians from the woods they protect. Of course, you could lightly reskin this...into, say, a wicker man! An evil pseudo-druid might well do such a thing to protect his dark cult on a remote island. The entry also includes proper instructions for making one in-game, and that’s always useful for a hook. Oh...you can also make one from the shell of a dead treant, and it becomes AC0 11HD. The ways spells affect the Golem are well imagined and described. Not an immediately compelling idea, but quite exciting upon consideration.
Marks: 4/5
A good bestiary, though very specific for biome. Definitely worth adding to your 1e game, or converting for 5e.
Spelljammer - "Gutter Stars" Stream, Episode 1 - Major Remington-Smythe III's Journal
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Episode can be found here: Gutter Stars #1 - Please Mr Postman The Regimental Journal of Major Alphonse Remington-Smythe III 29 th...
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I've written another adventure or locale for Dolmenwood - my third! This time we go to Faery, specifically the Gladding-Gloam, Lord Gla...
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